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Total Beauty ranked eight American cities with the highest concentration of ugly men. Yes, that’s right! Eight U.S. cities with the ugliest men! If you find your city on this list then it’s time for you to move.

Below, Total Beauty reveals how they tallied their results:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, of course, and it’s what’s on the inside that counts, right? We couldn’t agree more. Brains, muscles, teeth, fat and lungs — they’re all on the inside of the men in these cities. We studied everything from education stats and contraceptive and erotica sales (no sex generally equals less hot guys), to the number of gyms and the population’s health, exercise habits, obesity and smoking rates in every city in the U.S. to find out where the fugly dudes are. Find out if the men in your city are … not very pretty."

8.) Houston, Texas

7.) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

6.) Detroit, Michigan

5.) Mobile, Alabama + Huntington, West Virginia

4.) Greenboro, North Carolina

3.) Miami, Florida

2.) Hagerstown, Maryland

1.) El Paso, Texas

Eight Cities with the Ugliest Guys

Photo c/o Total Beauty

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This is even more proof that Madonna is a woman trapped in a gay man’s body! While shooting A League of Their Own, Madonna wrote the above letter to her friend and extremely talented fashion photographer Steven Miesel, out of the possible thought of him being angry with her. Luckily, Steven cheered up after reading this note because girlfriend is funny!

Dear Steven

For some reason I thought you were angry with me - because I finked out as a judge at the “Love Ball”? Because I’m still nice to Herb Ritts?? Because my hair is the wrong color? I hope you will forgive me for all of the above. Because I cannot suffer any more than I have in the past month learning how to play baseball with a bunch of girls (yuk) in Chicago (double yuk) I have a tan, I am dirty all day and I hardly ever wear make-up. Penny Marshall is Lavern - Geena Davis is a Barbie doll and when God decided where the beautiful men were going to live in the world, he did not choose Chicago. I have made a few friends but they are athletes, not actresses. I hate actresses, they have nothing on the house of extravaganza. I wish I could come to N.Y and visit. Are you having a good Summer? Saw the piece in the N.Y Times Magazine. Great!! - I would love to do this book thing with you so lets talk soon. 


Love Dita

And the rest is history!

Source: 'Madonna: I Hate Actresses!' by Shaun Usher for Letters of Note: Correspondance Deserving of a Wider Audience

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