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“If you’re not Hispanic, I want you to have an olive skin tone. I really like dark skin and it’s something that’s non-negotiable. The last person I need to be with is another white boy from the Valley.
You also need to have a nice ass and look like you eat regularly. I’m not in the mood to be the fat one in the relationship so if you could keep eating that spaghetti, that would be great.” - Ryan O’ Connell

Renzo (via text after an original face-to-face exchange of numbers and phone chat):: Hi Kelley. You seem like a very nice guy, but I get tell you the true. I am a naked bodyrub guy, like those from Next magazine. Let me know if you need a massage! RZ
Me:: Hi Renzo. My name is [actually] Corey. Well, I only called you because I was only interested in going out on a date with you. I didn't know that you were a nude masseuse, so I wasn't interested in purchasing a massage.
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