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“I know there are others like me that aren’t wired this way, and seek something with some level of greater commitment both emotionally and sexually. I have a myriad of friends who complain all the time: “I am not slutty enough for New York.””
“Gays have become the unpaid secretaries of desire, filing and cataloguing human weakness. Promiscuity is now a form of bureaucracy. Tedious, eye-straining, number-crunching slave work.”
“In New York, and especially in the movie business, it’s hard to dispel the fantasy that there’s always someone better just around the corner.”
“What’s a CB? It’s a cock-blocker. This term refers to anyone who stands between you and the best cock in town. A typical cock-blocker is another woman (or man) in the room who’s after your man. But it doesn’t mean you’re necessarily competing for the same thing. Mamas are expert cock-blockers—they don’t want you stealing their sons. You can even be cock-blocked by your own children, if they’re jealous of any man treating their mother like a woman instead of as a person who gave them life. You must always be aware of potential cock-blockers and be prepared to confront them in any way necessary. When a dog is eating, smart people refrain from attempting to get between that dog and the bowl. Be that dog.”
“After seeing what the coal miner’s mistress looks like, it has given me hope that I still might find a man!”
Grace:: I think you and I should come up with different takeout nicknames for guys. For example:
The works - The guy that you want to have it all with; The relationship, the white fence, the summer home, etc.
Use it in a sentence - “Corey, this guy I’m seeing is the works. I’m taking him home to meet my parents this weekend!”
The Side of Fries - The guy you would have a fling with; the one who is tempting, even though you know you shouldn’t have them.
Use it in a sentence - “Corey, I met this guy last night at a bar, and he is a total side of fries. He has a girlfriend, but he sure didn’t act like it…”
The side salad - The guy that is a little boring, but doesn’t do you harm.
Use it in a sentence - “Well, I’ve been seeing this guy. And he’s great and all, just a bit of a side salad.”
The Big Mac -The older, somewhat sleezy, sugar daddy type that hits on you at bar because he thinks he is more of a catch than he is.
Use it in a sentence - “Ew, that guy is such a big mac. Can you believe he just called me sugarbabe?”
The tater tot - the shorter, average gay guy who is very genuine, eager and happy. (not bouncy).
Used in a sentence - "This guy was really cute. a total tater tot."